2005-01-06 O 5:57 p.m.

I will not be your Barbie doll. Granted, I'm not blonde or disproportional. But that's not the point. I refuse to be the toy that you play with when it's convenient for you. When she's not around. When you get lonely. When you want to have fun. I will not be. Unless you want to be Ken... Then we might be able to work something out.