2004-12-22 O 10:50 p.m.

I am writing a book about you. A big fat book containing my soul. Everything I think and feel in regards to you. And I will sell it and make millions. It will be turned into a movie and I'll be interviewed by that lady that I can't think of her name right now. I'll be all "It was inspired by the boy that I've been in love with since I was 14 and my best friend" and the world will sigh and say "cool".